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Energy drink?

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Give me another.

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I've not slept.

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Good night?

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Not really.

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Gary cheated on me last night.

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- What?
- You sure?

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Yep.
I saw it.

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Who with?

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- Bit Emma.
- Right.

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I mean how big is she?

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There.

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Double J the surgeon said.

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MEG: Where?

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Right in front
of me in his flat.

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I just come in from your place.

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And there he was just
banging her against the wall.

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Then big Emma turns round,
looks me in the eyes and says,

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you're a mackerel.
- You're a what now?

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Come again?

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Yeah, and then,
the fingers turn

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into tiny into tiny little
wooden chippy forks and start

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eating your head
on Benton Cliff.

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Cliff.
- Right.

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Was this a dream?
- Yeah.

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He dreamed cheated?

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Yeah.

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OK, that's not a thing.

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It is a thing.

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It's a big thing.

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OK, sorry.

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So you think because you had
a dream that he cheated on you

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that you did cheat on you?

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Yeah.

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And what was crazy
about it is he thinks

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he's getting away with it.

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Yeah, that's not
what's crazy about this.

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It was just a dream.

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I dream about having sex
with people all the time.

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We all know that never happens.

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I just can't trust him now,
not after what he's done.

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But, darling, it doesn't
mean he's cheated on you.

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Thank you.

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Yet.
It's a premonition.

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It means he's about to.

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Give us another.

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I'm not sleeping again
till it's decided.

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Oh, yeah, BTW,
you know I'm not

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allowed to stay at mum and
dads anymore when they're

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way after fish tank gate.

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Yeah, one job.

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Yeah, well, they
buggered off again.

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So can I sleep at yours?

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Yeah, sure Mark won't mind.

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Oh, and he's working in the day
so we can have single Saturday.

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Oh, yes.

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Sat bastards.

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Right.

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Somethings not working here,
not for me, you lot like this.

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Ahem.

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Energy drink, sir?

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- I'm a woman.
- Well that was confusing.

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You know look like one.

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Free drink?

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Ah, smiles cost nothing.

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Neither does oral hygiene
Malcolm, but we don't say it.

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Ah, Meg, every time
they get a flyer.

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No one wants the
flyer, Malcolm.

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They're barely
interested in the drink.

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I couldn't give a frig, Meg.

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Well, maybe you should.

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This whole situation
is a waste of life.

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Well, look, I don't
want to have to say this.

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But the truth is, Meg, your
presentational standards

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have slipped.

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These two are very
um on message.

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And, you're not even
wearing any makeup.

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So?

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Well, promotions is a
dog-eat-dog world, Meg.

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And this dog here--

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You calling me a dog?

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Well, there are
improvements to be made, Meg.

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I mean, would it kill you to
wear a padded bra for instance.

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Right.
That is it.

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Shove it up your ass--
- Oh.

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Malcolm.
All of it.

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I am out of here.

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Do not call me with
any more shifts.

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I quit.

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Oh, hang about
Meg, it's-- ah--

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- Go Meg.
- Meg.

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[music playing]

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What are you doing here?

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Mark let me in.

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We've just finished a delivery.

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Oh, hi Meg.

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Please stop employing
my ex-boyfriend.

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It's weird.
- What?

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Weirder than still
living together?

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Which is only marginally
better than being homeless.

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Mark.

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OH, sorry.

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Safe distance.

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So Meg, why did you quit?

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Oh, thanks, Mark.

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It wasn't Mark.

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Listen, just told
my boss to shove job

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up his ass hashtag unemployed.

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You're on Twitter?
So not replied yet?

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No I'm replying
now. @MeganKezic101.

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What the hell were you thinking?

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Hashtag rent.

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The job is demeaning, Dad.

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Yeah, nobody
likes working Meg.

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Yeah, they do.

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Loads of people do.

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Obama loves his job.

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He said so in an interview.

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Don't you think you should
set your sights slightly lower

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than leader of the free world?

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I am trying, Dad.

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I sent off like
10 CVs last week.

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Two of the places have gone
into liquidation but still--

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Do you want these
in the van da--

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Frank?

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Yeah, thanks Mark.

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Thank you.

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[whistling]

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What a good lad.

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You know, I do want to help you.

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Thanks.

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I should need like
500 quid or something.

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No, not with money,
with the business.

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I just think I'm
quarry material, Dad.

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I'm a bit too--

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Inept?

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Creative is what
I was going to say.

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Maybe if I got desperate.

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That is why I would like
to apply for the position

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of quarry manager.

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And obviously it
doesn't end with dad.

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Hm.

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Oh, and the skills, which
I have include massage.

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OK, we'll move on.

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Where do you see yourself
in five years' time?

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Probably central
London, Notting Hill

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looks nice hopefully living
with my fit fiance or husband.

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He's a musician or an architect,
townhouse, Argo, labrodoodle.

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I'm just brainstorming now.

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I'm literally just riffing.

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I'm releasing my second
children's poetry anthology.

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[music playing]

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Bye.

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Sorry again.

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[phone rings]

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Unknown.

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Hey, it might be the quarry.

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Put is on the speaker phone.

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Hello.
GABBY (ON PHONE): Oh, Hi.

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Is that Megan Kezic?

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Speaking,

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GABBY (ON PHONE):
It's Gabby calling

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from Pennine Hits Radio.

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Oh, yes, I won the
festival tickets?

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GABBY (ON PHONE):
Ah, no, we received

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a job application from you.

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Really?

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Oh, yeah, I remember.

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GABBY (ON PHONE): So we've got a
position on our breakfast show.

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And judging by your CV
with all your experience,

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you should find it pretty easy.

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My experience in radio, yeah.

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Hm.

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OK.

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Brilliant.

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See you there.

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I've got a job at
a radio station.

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Yeah, you lied on
your CV didn't you?

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Maybe a bit.

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I know you should
be honest but--

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You shouldn't be, Meg.

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GABBY (ON PHONE): Still here.

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Hang up Megan.

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Oh, sorry, I'm very
clumsy yet employable.

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OK, hanging up now.

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Bye.

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[music playing]

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So big news, Laura.

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Why are you in your pajamas?

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Are you gaining?

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No, I take it all back.

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Dreams can come true.

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Hi Gary.
It's me.

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Just at Meg's.

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Just wondering if I could
ask you a quick question.

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Do you think I'm fucking stupid?

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I know you're shagging big Emma.

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Here's an idea.

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why don't you cut your own dick
off to save me coming round

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and have to do it meself.

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Call me back when
you get this message.

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Bye.

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So what's all this then?

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Well, the reason
I'm in my pajamas

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is because I have to go to bed.

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Because I'm getting up
at 5:00 AM because--

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She got a job at
a radio station.

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Oh, thanks, Bunny.

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I was quite looking forward
to breaking that myself.

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That's amazing.

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Oh, ho, ho.

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OK, time out, Mark.

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MARK: Just going go to my room
and watch some women's tennis.

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It's weird because
it sounds like porn.

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But it's not.

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So, do you think you'll be
like one of those trendies

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now that you've got
a job in the media.

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She already has a mustache.

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Bunny.

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Well, you promised me that
we could have single Saturday.

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And now you're
abandoning me just

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like mummy and pop pop have.

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Look, you'll be fine.

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I'll be back by lunchtime.

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Last time you left
on her on her own,

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she hid in the bathroom all day.

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I thought the bin
men were an earthquake.

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You can still have
single Saturday.

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I do it all the time.

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I love being on my own.

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Everyone loves you
being on your own.

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It's class.

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No one round to have a go at you
if I'm having a crisp sandwich

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or making prank calls or
spitting on the floor.

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Or I like to have a long soak
and watch some "Wallander."

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Oh, ya, you're still single.

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Yeah, you're right actually.

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It's about time that
I've focused on me.

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I never do that.

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Well, if you get
bored, you can tidy up.

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I'm off to bed.

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Listen out for me
in the morning,

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109.2 Pa, pa, pa, Pennine Hits.

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What time should I
meet you back here?

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- Midday?
- Yeah, but what time?

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Midday.

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BUNNY: Can you be a
bit more specific?

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At 12:00, 1:00, 2:00?

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Midday is 12:00.

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Oh, is it?

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I just thought it was a
general middle of the day.

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Good luck out there.

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Toilets are there.

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Just follow your nose.

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Archives, not that there's
anything worth keeping.

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Meeting room mostly
where people get fired.

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Kitchen and the studio where
DJ's dreams of national radio

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go to die.

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But don't tell them I said that.

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Bunzer at breakfast.

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You're listening to Bunzer
at Breakfast with me

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DJ Paul Cunningham
and the LOL Squad.

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Wa-hey.

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Anyway, our intern Gemma
made the schoolgirl error

267
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of leaving a diary
in the studio when

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she went out to make us a brew.

269
00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,333
Here's what happened.

270
00:08:55,433 --> 00:08:57,733
Let's see what Gemma's
been up to this week,

271
00:08:57,833 --> 00:09:01,000
swimming, dentist, no, boring.

272
00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:03,133
Oh, Saturday.

273
00:09:03,233 --> 00:09:05,833
What's she up to this
afternoon, STD Clinic.

274
00:09:05,933 --> 00:09:06,833
LOL SQUAD: Oh.

275
00:09:06,933 --> 00:09:08,167
DJ PAUL: She's coming back in.

276
00:09:08,267 --> 00:09:09,900
All right, Gemma.

277
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,100
GEMMA: Yeah?

278
00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,100
DJ PAUL: So, doing
anything after work?

279
00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:20,533
Is she OK?

280
00:09:20,633 --> 00:09:22,167
Probably not, no.

281
00:09:22,267 --> 00:09:23,333
I'll introduce you to the lads.

282
00:09:23,433 --> 00:09:26,767
Just ignore everything
they say and do.

283
00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:27,867
Lads, this is Meg.

284
00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:29,433
She'll be joining
the ground crew.

285
00:09:29,533 --> 00:09:30,767
Hi.

286
00:09:30,867 --> 00:09:32,267
Hey.

287
00:09:32,367 --> 00:09:33,633
OK.

288
00:09:33,733 --> 00:09:34,967
[music playing]

289
00:09:35,067 --> 00:09:35,900
Ah, Meg?

290
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,167
Yes?

291
00:09:37,267 --> 00:09:39,433
Just out of interest,
are you on the pill?

292
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,267
Oh, funny.

293
00:09:46,367 --> 00:09:47,633
Oh, don't worry about them.

294
00:09:47,733 --> 00:09:49,767
You won't be working
in the studio anyway.

295
00:09:49,867 --> 00:09:51,000
Oh, right.

296
00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:52,867
Is it a bit more officey then?

297
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:53,833
I'm happy to make teas.

298
00:09:53,933 --> 00:09:55,433
I'm happy to do anything.

299
00:09:55,533 --> 00:09:57,067
Careful saying
that around here.

300
00:09:57,167 --> 00:09:59,067
Here is your costume.

301
00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:00,367
Costume?

302
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,133
Oh, right, so I could
work cam feature.

303
00:10:02,233 --> 00:10:04,800
Well, your CVs aid you'd
done stuff like this before.

304
00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:06,367
Here are your fliers.

305
00:10:06,467 --> 00:10:09,133
The other intern, Liz is waiting
for you on Gray George Street.

306
00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:10,900
Oh, right, I see.

307
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:11,867
Everything OK?

308
00:10:11,967 --> 00:10:12,800
Mm-hm.

309
00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,167
Any questions?

310
00:10:14,267 --> 00:10:15,867
Do I discuss pay with you?

311
00:10:15,967 --> 00:10:17,700
No, you're an intern.

312
00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:21,567
You weren't expecting to
get paid for this, were you?

313
00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:22,900
No, this is great.

314
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,400
Good.

315
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,500
[music - pennine radio theme]
From Bingley to Groundhog,

316
00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:33,300
Headingley to Halifax, Cross the
F and the cards are a valley.

317
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,900
109.2

318
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,200
Brilliant.

319
00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:39,133
[music - pennine radio theme]
Pennine Hits.

320
00:10:39,233 --> 00:10:41,233
- There you are.
- How did you get in here?

321
00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:42,600
I told them it
was an emergency.

322
00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:43,833
Why, what's happened?

323
00:10:43,933 --> 00:10:45,233
Gary still hasn't replied.

324
00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:46,833
And I've upped the ante.

325
00:10:46,933 --> 00:10:48,700
I've been sending sexts
and still nothing.

326
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:49,700
Right.

327
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:50,933
This is not an emergency, Laura.

328
00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:52,800
You have to leave now.
- Ah.

329
00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,500
He never ignores sexts.

330
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,867
It's a foolproof way of
getting his attention,

331
00:10:56,967 --> 00:10:58,167
which means I'm right.

332
00:10:58,267 --> 00:10:59,867
He's at it with big Emma.

333
00:10:59,967 --> 00:11:01,267
Think I should go round?
- No

334
00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:03,167
I should go round, just
look dead out, shouldn't I?

335
00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:04,233
No.

336
00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:05,633
I'll just break in
and catch him at it.

337
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,100
What a great idea.

338
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,000
You're a genius.

339
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:08,933
Thanks Meg.

340
00:11:09,033 --> 00:11:11,033
[music playing]

341
00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:13,633
Oh, hi.

342
00:11:13,733 --> 00:11:14,567
I'm Meg.

343
00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,133
I'm the new intern.

344
00:11:16,233 --> 00:11:18,700
[music playing]

345
00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:34,033
(SINGING) How low are we?

346
00:11:34,133 --> 00:11:36,100
The [inaudible] must cry.

347
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,600
Oh.
Oh.

348
00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:39,167
Oh.
Oh.

349
00:11:39,267 --> 00:11:40,000
Oh.

350
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,567
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

351
00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:44,967
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

352
00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:47,533
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

353
00:11:47,633 --> 00:11:50,533
How low are we?

354
00:11:50,633 --> 00:11:52,933
The [inaudible] must cry.

355
00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:55,500
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

356
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,900
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

357
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,900
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

358
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,467
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

359
00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:23,367
[sirens]

360
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:29,367
Bye then, sorry again
about overreacting.

361
00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:31,100
I might do that again actually.

362
00:12:34,033 --> 00:12:35,033
Turds.

363
00:12:38,867 --> 00:12:39,833
Double turds.

364
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:40,767
Pennine Hits.

365
00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:42,100
Thanks.

366
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,500
I mean I'm not
always a banana.

367
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,500
Some days the station wants
you to do other stuff.

368
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,367
One day you can be
unblocking a studio toilet.

369
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,133
But then, once I carried
a mini fridge nine miles

370
00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:50,600
to competition winner's house.

371
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:51,967
So it's highs and lows.

372
00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:54,167
Yeah, that sounds
like lows and lows, Liz.

373
00:12:54,267 --> 00:12:56,233
What, you've got to
realize is we're lucky to be

374
00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:57,633
bananas in this day and age.

375
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,533
There are loads of people
trying to get their foot

376
00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:01,533
in the door in radio.

377
00:13:01,633 --> 00:13:03,067
I'm playing the long game.

378
00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:05,367
Gonna be in the LOL Squad.

379
00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:07,100
When a studio
position comes up, do

380
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,833
you think they're going to
have someone from outside

381
00:13:08,933 --> 00:13:11,700
or just simply going to go
for Liz who's got 12 months

382
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,100
work experience at the station.

383
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,100
You've been an
intern for 12 months?

384
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,933
Yes, indeedy.

385
00:13:17,033 --> 00:13:18,533
Don't be intimidated though.

386
00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:20,000
You'll get the hang
of it eventually.

387
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,700
It's not hard is it?

388
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,167
Well, you might not think so.

389
00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:25,433
But what we're doing here
is communicating the brand.

390
00:13:25,533 --> 00:13:26,700
That's what makes
us so valuable.

391
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,433
[music playing]

392
00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:32,033
Hey banana brick,
can I have a milkshake?

393
00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:34,100
That doesn't even make sense.

394
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,567
It does to me.

395
00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:36,467
Great.

396
00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:39,767
[music playing]

397
00:13:42,433 --> 00:13:43,300
Nearly midday.

398
00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:49,333
I just don't think I
can handle it anymore.

399
00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:50,700
GABBY: No I--
GEMMA: I'm sorry.

400
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,533
GABBY: Totally understand
if you want to leave.

401
00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:55,200
Or we can swap you
over onto ground crew.

402
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,067
Do you want to go back
to being a banana?

403
00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:59,033
Yes, anything.

404
00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:00,433
I'll swap with you.

405
00:14:00,533 --> 00:14:01,833
Really?

406
00:14:01,933 --> 00:14:03,167
Do you mind if I
just have a quick word

407
00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:04,467
with Megan for a sec?

408
00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:06,467
OK.

409
00:14:06,567 --> 00:14:09,600
You do realize what you're
letting yourself in for.

410
00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:10,567
I know.

411
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:11,900
But I'd really like a shot.

412
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,733
I should really offer it to
Liz, who you were with today.

413
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:15,800
No, she loves being a banana.

414
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:16,700
She told me.

415
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:17,700
Hm.

416
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,433
We've have struggled with her.

417
00:14:19,533 --> 00:14:22,600
You do know what they
do to interns in there?

418
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:24,167
I can handle it.

419
00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:25,133
You can't shock me.

420
00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:28,067
[music playing]

421
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:31,533
All right, come on.

422
00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:32,500
Dad, it's me.

423
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,733
You'll never guess what.

424
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:36,700
Meg.

425
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,367
How'd it go?

426
00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:40,433
Just thought I'd wait out here
so I could greet you properly.

427
00:14:40,533 --> 00:14:42,467
You've locked yourself
out, haven't you?

428
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:44,333
God, you're good.

429
00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:46,033
So how was single Saturday?

430
00:14:48,633 --> 00:14:50,067
Bloody hell, Bunny.

431
00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:53,867
Looks like landfill in here.

432
00:14:53,967 --> 00:14:55,333
What's that smell?

433
00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:57,400
Have you had friends round?

434
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,900
Ah no, yes, no.

435
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,767
I don't know what
the right answer is.

436
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,067
The honest answer.

437
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:05,900
OK, ah, don't be cross.

438
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,033
Some firemen came.

439
00:15:07,133 --> 00:15:10,167
[music playing]

440
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,200
GARY: You're getting faster.

441
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,933
Yeah, so have you. bad shot.

442
00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:38,667
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

443
00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:42,233
Nearly, nearly.

444
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:43,533
Take it.

445
00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:44,567
What's doing?

446
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,367
Fucking L. Jesus,
you scared me then.

447
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,000
I thought someone had broken in.

448
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,167
LAURA: I did.
GARY: Why?

449
00:15:49,267 --> 00:15:50,167
You've got a key.

450
00:15:50,267 --> 00:15:51,667
To catch you cheatin' on me.

451
00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:52,600
What?

452
00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:53,967
I've just been doing this.

453
00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:55,933
You've not replied to
my messages for 24 hours.

454
00:15:56,033 --> 00:15:57,300
Me phone's dead.

455
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,500
I'm in the middle of
commanding a battle, Laura.

456
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,100
Sorry, Elvin 1 commence
forward attack.

457
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,667
Thank God.

458
00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:04,967
Not that I would have bothered.

459
00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:07,300
Maybe be should
shag and make up.

460
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,600
Just give me a
couple of hours.

461
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:11,467
Well, we'll see about that.

462
00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:14,833
Well, I'm going to
switch to explosive arrows.

463
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,000
- Hey?
- Not you.

464
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,433
Move to [inaudible].

465
00:16:17,533 --> 00:16:18,700
Paul, your call.

466
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,700
Let's nail this guild.

467
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,667
Laura, in an instant.

468
00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:24,700
Lead the dogs round.

469
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,000
Let's just burn through this.

470
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,867
I'm not happy with that
strategy, Bloodknocks.

471
00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:31,700
That's quite a
lot of blood guys.

472
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,600
OK, 20 mil HP.

473
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:35,500
Laura, please, can you stop it.

474
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,733
I'm in battle here.

475
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:39,600
So, do both.

476
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,133
We're at 38% shit.

477
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:43,067
Gary, what's wrong
with your willy?

478
00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:44,600
It's just weird.

479
00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:46,867
I've got 10-year-old boys
shouting battle commands in me

480
00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:47,767
ear.

481
00:16:47,867 --> 00:16:49,467
Newsflash Gary.

482
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:51,200
I'm not going to
want to suck the dick

483
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,467
of a man who plays games with
kids on the internet for much

484
00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:54,200
longer.

485
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,300
Make your choice.

486
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:04,900
I can't let the
Guild down, Laura.

487
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,633
[music playing]

488
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,233
I'm sorry, Meg.

489
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,400
I-- I'll make it up to you.
I promise.

490
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,867
I just got bored
and wanted an Afro.

491
00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:21,200
I don't know how
you can get bored.

492
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:24,467
There's so much stuff to
do, so much information

493
00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:25,867
you don't know yet.

494
00:17:25,967 --> 00:17:27,333
Oh, why you don't you try and do
something, something creative.

495
00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:29,800
You used to love making things.

496
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:32,067
Gary's test says,
completed the level.

497
00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:33,100
I can come round.

498
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,633
Well, don't go, obviously.

499
00:17:34,733 --> 00:17:35,600
Are you going to go?

500
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:37,667
Yeah.

501
00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:40,033
So, you [inaudible] in that.

502
00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:41,833
I can't believe you're
in the LOL Squad.

503
00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:43,033
So undeserved.

504
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:44,400
LAURA: What are they like?

505
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:47,600
Oh, we're just
like one big family.

506
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,867
[females singing] 109.2.

507
00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:50,867
Here we go then.

508
00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:51,800
[females singing] Pennine Hits.

509
00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:57,933
DJ PAUL: Hello, well we
got John from Hallis.

510
00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,367
Hello, John, you happy
with the tickets?

511
00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:00,467
JOHN (ON PHONE):
Can't believe it.

512
00:18:00,567 --> 00:18:03,933
Thanks lads and
thanks intern Meg.

513
00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:05,167
You're welcome, John.

514
00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:06,533
JOHN (ON PHONE): What's
she look like, lads?

515
00:18:06,633 --> 00:18:08,433
You want to know what Meg
looks like, do you John?

516
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:09,400
JOHN (ON PHONE):
I do, yeah, yeah.

517
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:10,200
Well, she's tall.

518
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,300
You're tall aren't you Meg?

519
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,367
Yeah.

520
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:13,867
And gangley with it
apart from the J-Lo

521
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,900
booty is that fair to say?

522
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:16,800
She's laughing.

523
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,367
She's quite goofy, John.

524
00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:20,967
Nice eyes but it's not
a small nose, is it Meg?

525
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,467
No.

526
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:24,200
DJ PAUL: Good nose for radio,
I think it's fair to say.

527
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,367
JOHN (ON PHONE): Bunzer

528
00:18:25,467 --> 00:18:26,367
Bunzer.

529
00:18:26,467 --> 00:18:27,467
Thanks John.

530
00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:28,733
Here's JLS.

531
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:30,233
That was great, Meg,
make major love.

532
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:32,000
You don't mind us saying
what you look, do you?

533
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,367
I wouldn't do it if I
didn't think you were a six.

534
00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:35,533
Six lads?

535
00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:36,433
Oh, yeah.

536
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,467
You're a six.

537
00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:38,733
Thanks.

538
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:40,667
And we've had some twos
and threes as interns before.

539
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:41,567
We did have an eight once.

540
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,500
But she didn't last long.

541
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,400
It's awkward the morning
after if you know what I mean?

542
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,433
Happy to join in
again after this?

543
00:18:48,533 --> 00:18:50,000
I think you're doing
a really great job.

544
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:53,867
Oh, thank you.
Bunzer for breakfast.

545
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,100
DJ PAUL: Welcome back.

546
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,467
You're listening to
Bunzer at breakfast

547
00:18:56,567 --> 00:18:58,267
on 109.2, Pennine Hits.

548
00:18:58,367 --> 00:19:00,200
I'm Paul Cunningham,
the LOL Squad

549
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,800
are with me in the studio.

550
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,067
LOL SQUAD: Wa-hey.

551
00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:04,900
Intern Intern Meg is
with us this morning.

552
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,367
Hi-- hello, hi.

553
00:19:06,467 --> 00:19:07,500
Oh my God.

554
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,500
They're talking to her,
our Meg, on the radio.

555
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,900
Yeah, yeah, sh.

556
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,133
DJ PAUL: Thanks for your tweets,
texts, and emails this morning.

557
00:19:13,233 --> 00:19:14,333
Keep them coming in.

558
00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:16,967
But now it's time
for That's Awkward.

559
00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:18,100
Oops.

560
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,367
TECHNO VOICEOVER:
That's Awkward.

561
00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:20,600
That's right.

562
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:21,900
It's time for us to read
out your messages describing

563
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,233
your most awkward moments.

564
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,533
We'll pick a winner.

565
00:19:24,633 --> 00:19:26,933
And those United season
tickets could be yours.

566
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,000
LOL Squad are you ready?

567
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:29,967
LOL SQUAD: Wa-hey.

568
00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:32,767
Intern Meg, are you ready?

569
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:35,133
Yes.

570
00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:38,400
Sarah T. W. from Bingley, I
was halfway through an argument

571
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,933
with my boyf when I
realized I was wrong

572
00:19:41,033 --> 00:19:42,000
but carried on anyway.

573
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:42,900
[chime]

574
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,733
What?

575
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:46,300
And Nell, from Linton.

576
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,567
I was gossiping, telling a story
to someone, when I realized

577
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:50,833
it was actually about them.

578
00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:51,733
[chime]

579
00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:53,167
Awkward.

580
00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:56,100
LOL SQUAD 1: John84 on
Twitter, I texted my girlfriend

581
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,333
saying she was sexy.

582
00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:59,967
And then I realized
I sent it to my mum.

583
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,667
Awkward.

584
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,800
Meg?

585
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:04,733
Quickly, what you got?

586
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:06,800
Give us one, so to speak.

587
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:07,700
[chime]

588
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,167
Awkward.

589
00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:16,067
Um, ah, I was once
at my parents' house

590
00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:18,267
and I walked in on my
dad licking out my mum.

591
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:28,767
That must've been in my 50th.

592
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:30,200
On behalf of
Pennine Hits Radio

593
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:32,300
I would like to apologize
to all our listeners

594
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,767
for the irresponsible
and inappropriate content

595
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:37,367
of the program just now.

596
00:20:37,467 --> 00:20:39,867
Just to reassure listeners
that the person responsible,

597
00:20:39,967 --> 00:20:43,567
Megan Kezic, will no longer
be working for the station.

598
00:20:48,933 --> 00:20:49,733
Oh.

599
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,000
Do you want me in the room
where you fire people?

600
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:55,933
Just go.

601
00:20:56,033 --> 00:20:59,333
[music playing]

602
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,533
All right, biscuit anyone?

603
00:21:09,633 --> 00:21:11,667
Hi Meg.

604
00:21:11,767 --> 00:21:12,900
How was it?

605
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,133
A shit storm.

606
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:16,233
Wow, you've cleaned.

607
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:17,933
I told you I'd
make it up to you.

608
00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:19,900
But that's not all.

609
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,333
I took your advice.

610
00:21:21,433 --> 00:21:24,533
And I decided to do something
creative with my day.

611
00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:30,133
So, as a kind of a
sorry and a thank you.

612
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,533
[music playing]

613
00:21:36,633 --> 00:21:37,433
You're welcome.

614
00:21:37,533 --> 00:21:41,400
[music playing]

615
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:46,733
LAURA: Oh, oh, ah, ah.

616
00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:48,300
Oh.

617
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,700
Mm.

618
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:50,967
Ah.

619
00:21:51,067 --> 00:21:54,200
Well, that is ah--
really quite nice Laura.

620
00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:56,600
Oh, wow.

621
00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:59,033
Thank you.

622
00:21:59,133 --> 00:22:01,267
[snoring]

623
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,033
Hoo.

624
00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:05,567
Dreams aren't real.

625
00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:06,533
Dreams aren't real.

626
00:22:06,633 --> 00:22:09,500
[music playing]

627
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:14,933
Ah, that's better.

628
00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:16,367
Thank you.

629
00:22:16,467 --> 00:22:18,300
I appreciate you wearing
makeup and hope you understand

630
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,833
that it's all part of the job.

631
00:22:20,933 --> 00:22:21,767
Yes.

632
00:22:21,867 --> 00:22:23,133
Welcome back.

633
00:22:23,233 --> 00:22:24,900
I accept you drew the
line at a padded bra.

634
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,100
And that is your prerogative.

635
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:30,200
I'm wearing a padded bra.

636
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:31,967
Oh.

637
00:22:32,067 --> 00:22:33,533
- Hi.
- Hi.

638
00:22:33,633 --> 00:22:34,433
Good night was it?

639
00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:36,833
[music playing]

640
00:22:36,933 --> 00:22:39,233
What a princess.

641
00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:40,767
I don't want to talk about it.

642
00:22:40,867 --> 00:22:44,333
[music playing]

643
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:13,800
[chime]